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Old Aug 16, 2007, 05:21 PM // 17:21   #1
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Today i noticed a GWEN banner on players.guildwars.com with Jora on it. Couldnt help noticing she's preparing for her big day. ^^



Dear lord, those are bigger than her brain *giggles*
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Old Aug 16, 2007, 05:39 PM // 17:39   #2
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We cannot defeat mammaries of that magnitude!

( Y ) =I===>(its a sword you perv)
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Old Aug 16, 2007, 05:41 PM // 17:41   #3
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oh wow
they got saggy



ehh oh well we still got gwen,and that necro hero
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Old Aug 16, 2007, 05:44 PM // 17:44   #4
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its also basic math


allow me to explain


Game + boobs = money
while
game + 1 chick with HUGH boobs = more money
and yet
game + Many chicks with HUGH boobs = way more monet

gwen and all females in gw are not safe
Poor vekk he cant see their faces from down there
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Old Aug 16, 2007, 05:49 PM // 17:49   #5
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Poor vekk he cant see their faces from down there
lol...does he really care?
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Old Aug 16, 2007, 05:52 PM // 17:52   #6
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Wait until you compare to the original concept art....

http://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Image...t-036-page.jpg
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Old Aug 16, 2007, 05:53 PM // 17:53   #7
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its also basic math


allow me to explain


Game + boobs = money
while
game + 1 chick with HUGH boobs = more money
and yet
game + Many chicks with HUGH boobs = way more monet

gwen and all females in gw are not safe
Poor vekk he cant see their faces from down there
But if this was the case, why did DOAX2 sell very, very badly. That game was pretty much 95%-boobies 5%-everyhting else.
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Old Aug 16, 2007, 05:58 PM // 17:58   #8
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Guys + Virtual Breasts = . . well this thread . .

Guru needs a smiley

EDIT : o i guess it has one lol but all i see is a box with a red x
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Old Aug 16, 2007, 06:00 PM // 18:00   #9
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Um, great. Jora looks Like Jennifer Garner.

I'm never going to use Jora now.
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Old Aug 16, 2007, 06:17 PM // 18:17   #10
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those can't be combat rdy

Charr: Quicklty destroy her and her party.
Charr 2: Yes si.......(blank stare into boobies)
Charr: Warrior what are you doing
Charr 2:.........
Gwen: O comeon their not that bi....(lost in Jora's boobies)

*Slash*
Jora: I have defeated all the charr now quickly we must defeat the great....(you arer staring at her boobs)
Jora: GUYS!!!
Gwen:.......
You:.........
Bone Dragon:WARRRRR...........(lost in boobs)

Jora was later killed by a female ice imp when her boobs split her armor in half
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Old Aug 16, 2007, 06:37 PM // 18:37   #11
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Um, great. Jora looks Like Jennifer Garner.

I'm never going to use Jora now.
Those are twice the size of JG's! You'd best take off your Ritualist hat and take a second look

/restore condition -- blindness be gone!

PS... JG is @#% hawt! the true-manish gal of hollywood is keira knightley! Jora's are like 6x bigger than hers!

PPS... Jora the explorer, bare your inner bear to me darlin!
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Old Aug 16, 2007, 06:44 PM // 18:44   #12
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So does this mean that there's a plastic surgeon in EOTN? Sweet, I'd like to change my warriors face lol.
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Old Aug 16, 2007, 06:56 PM // 18:56   #13
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Good grief, the male hormone levels in here are maxed out!

I think the Jennifer Garner comment was aimed at her face...yes, she does have one.
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Old Aug 16, 2007, 07:02 PM // 19:02   #14
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Original Jora concept art > all other Jora art.

She actually looked like a warrior before.
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Old Aug 16, 2007, 07:07 PM // 19:07   #15
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At least it’s not as bad as some of the DoA (Dead or Alive) games I have played. *Thinks about it*….. I can’t believe they made a movie about that game.
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Old Aug 16, 2007, 07:13 PM // 19:13   #16
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At least it’s not as bad as some of the DoA (Dead or Alive) games I have played. *Thinks about it*….. I can’t believe they made a movie about that game.
can't believe they didn't make it sooner

imagine the gw movie
jora plaed by pam anderson
gwen played by(hmmm some flat chick).......knightly
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Old Aug 16, 2007, 07:32 PM // 19:32   #17
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At least it’s not as bad as some of the DoA (Dead or Alive) games I have played. *Thinks about it*….. I can’t believe they made a movie about that game.
God Bless AMERICA!

(Y) rule!
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Old Aug 16, 2007, 08:07 PM // 20:07   #18
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Wow, this is prob the most immature,perverted and uncalled for topic (besides a few spamming random ones) ever....folks really need to grow up..or go outside some more....
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Old Aug 16, 2007, 08:25 PM // 20:25   #19
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Wow, this is prob the most immature,perverted and uncalled for topic (besides a few spamming random ones) ever....folks really need to grow up..or go outside some more....
Lol, I've seen much, much worse.
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Old Aug 16, 2007, 08:55 PM // 20:55   #20
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those can't be combat rdy

Charr: Quicklty destroy her and her party.
Charr 2: Yes si.......(blank stare into boobies)
Charr: Warrior what are you doing
Charr 2:.........
Gwen: O comeon their not that bi....(lost in Jora's boobies)

*Slash*
Jora: I have defeated all the charr now quickly we must defeat the great....(you arer staring at her boobs)
Jora: GUYS!!!
Gwen:.......
You:.........
Bone Dragon:WARRRRR...........(lost in boobs)

Jora was later killed by a female ice imp when her boobs split her armor in half
Lol. As for the augmentation of Jora it's this simple, SEX SELLS. Boobs = eyecandy for most men = the majority of players.
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